KEY TO ERNIETOWN SITE MAP

1 – MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL HISTORY
2 - THE MECHALODEON
3 - PUPPET THEATER, Naughty Pine Players
4 - THE CRANKABOUT MECHANICAL THEATER
5 - THE VILLAGE IDIOT - The Town Square
6 - SCHLOCK THEATER – 24 hr. marathon of Fosselius short subjects
7 – ERNIETOWN PUBLISHING home of the NATIONAL GLOBE- RECYCLER
8 – GENERAL STORE – Beer, Bait, Videos
9 – WHITTLE WORLD – Woodcarving Museum
10 – ANALOG CABIN - Outsider Art

11 - FOSS FUN FACTORY
12 - LUNATECH INSTITUTE OF OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY
13 - THE ODDITORIUM
14 - LINKS
15 - THE BOAT HOUSE
16 - GRANDPA FLOYD’S WORKSHOP
17 - HALL OF FAME
18 - CYCLE-PATHIC BIKE SHOP
19 - PARADE FLOATS
20 - SPEL-RITE SINES

Hello! We will remain OPEN DURING CONSTRUCTION, 24 hours a day. This might take a long time because I am an overly right-brained artist type and had decided for some reason to learn enough programming to create this site myself. So it’s rather like the movie plot where the last person on the crippled airliner has to fly the plane in and can’t figure out which button does what... but it always lands in one piece!

Thank you for your patience,

Ernie Fosselius, Mayor of Ernietown, A Starbucks-Free City

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#7 on your map ERNIETOWN PUBLISHING, Home of the NATIONAL GLOBE-RECYCLER Enter our GRAND OPENING CONTEST!

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